Okay so these people are most likely not getting a raise anytime soon. They do however look like they are having a pretty good time.
Most office behavior is pretty tame.
These may be a little extreme. Either way they are a dash of horrible with a mix of mean and funny. These things might get you a raise. More than likely they will get you fired.
1. Making sure your co-worker doesn’t lose his tie.
2. Clearing your co-worker’s space for them.
3. Inappropriate touching and even more inappropriate eye contact.
4. Keeping an illegal stash in your office desk.
5. Making up your own procedures “in case of emergency.”
6. Being lazy.
7. Acting out when the boss is away.
8. Breaking company property.
9. Stretch breaks.
10. Spying from the vents.
11. Playing cute little games with your office neighbor.
12. Watching inappropriate videos at work.
