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14 Things More Likely To Happen Than You Winning The Lottery

It’s a pretty exciting story to hear that someone from the middle of nowhere spent $20.00 on a lottery ticket only to hit it huge and win hundreds of millions of dollars! We all sit back and wonder, why aren’t I the one who now has millions to spend, invest, or just blow on a huge vacation house and cars. Well don’t worry you are not alone and the chances of that one person hitting it big is 1 in 175 million! Yes 175 million. Those aren’t the best odds so don’t feel bad when you’re still living on your 9 to 5 working 40+ hours a week just to feed the kids and pay for an oil change. Here are 14 things that you have a better chance at winning that might just make you feel a little better about not being filthy rich from doing nothing but stopping at your local gas station. Trust me I’m in the same boat…

I don’t care, I’m playing anyway!

14 Things More Likely To Happen Than You Winning The Lottery

Your chance of winning the lottery – Those aren’t the best odds.

14 Things More Likely To Happen Than You Winning The Lottery

You are way more likely to be injured by a chainsaw

14 Things More Likely To Happen Than You Winning The Lottery

Die in an asteroid apocalypse

14 Things More Likely To Happen Than You Winning The Lottery

Be murdered. That’s not good at all.

14 Things More Likely To Happen Than You Winning The Lottery

Catch Tuberculosis

14 Things More Likely To Happen Than You Winning The Lottery

Be legally put to death

14 Things More Likely To Happen Than You Winning The Lottery

Go to the ER for a pogo stick related injury

14 Things More Likely To Happen Than You Winning The Lottery

Be bitten or crushed by a reptile

14 Things More Likely To Happen Than You Winning The Lottery

Be killed by a Pit Bull

14 Things More Likely To Happen Than You Winning The Lottery

Die in the bathtub

14 Things More Likely To Happen Than You Winning The Lottery

If your left-handed, die from a right-handed product

14 Things More Likely To Happen Than You Winning The Lottery

Killed by a vending machine

14 Things More Likely To Happen Than You Winning The Lottery

Die after falling off a ladder

14 Things More Likely To Happen Than You Winning The Lottery

You are however more likely to win the lottery than die on a fairground accident or by a falling coconut! That’s a plus.

14 Things More Likely To Happen Than You Winning The Lottery

But you will be more likely to win than reach the ripe old age of 116