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Top 20 Quotes Used In ‘Dumb And Dumber’

Top 20 Quotes Used In ‘Dumb And Dumber’

I think now would be a good time to revisit some of the most memorable times as well as the top Dumb and Dumber quotes from the first movie. The second one will undoubtedly have some great new ones that we will also be able to add into our everyday conversations. But nothing can really beat these classics. NOTHING!

1.“We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!” — Lloyd

2. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” — Lloyd

3.“Mock! Yeah!” — Lloyd and Harry


4. “Oh look, frost!” — Harry

5. “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!” — Harry

8.“Kick his ass, Sea Bass.” — Friend of Sea Bass

7. “What if he shot me in the face?” — Harry

8. “Big Gulps, huh? Alright!” — Lloyd

9. “That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.” — Lloyd

10. “Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” — Lloyd

11. “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” — Harry

12. “We landed on the moon!” — Lloyd

13. “Boy this party really died.” — Lloyd

14. “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” — Lloyd

15. “Nice set of hooters you got there!” — Harry

16. “That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.” — Lloyd

17. “One time we mated a bull-dog with a shih-Tzu. We called it a bullshit.” — Harry

18. “Austria. Well then. G’day, mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!” — Lloyd

19. “I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.” — Lloyd

20. “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself.” — Harry

Nicolas Cage and Gary Oldman were the original choices to play Harold and Lloyd. I can’t imagine them in place of Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels. When Harry and Lloyd are in the car, Lloyd asks if Harry wants to hear the most annoying sound in the world. This was not originally in the script (you can tell by the look on Jeff Daniels face).

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