Listen I’m not one to point fingers but we all know someone who loves to disappear into the bathroom for a relief and an escape from the routine. A lot of people actually save their bathroom break for work so they can actually get paid to poop. The average person spends roughly 30 minutes in the bathroom every single day. 25% of people actually spend more than an hour on the toilet! That adds up to an enormous amount of time every year costing businesses a fortune. There are also those who escape to the bathroom for a little peace and quiet from their families. Kids will be banging on the door to get in but dads will tune out the world and sit back and relax for what can seem like an entire day at times. Well if you have a problem with wasting time on the pooper there is something that could change your life. If you are an employer and are tired of paying for your employees crap, you’re going to want to pay attention. This could save you a lot of money.
Amazon recently listed a timer made especially for the Poo-crastinator in your life.
This sand timer gives the pooper about 5 minutes to wrap things up and get back to work before running out of sand.
It is made by the Katamco company who is known for their gag gifts. You can even get a POTUS timer with a golden throne.
They come with a variation of characters on the front so you can choose who fits your poosernality best.
“Help your loved one get back to the people they are trying to avoid!”
This would make the perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift for any dad out there.
I’m sure if we had a toilet timer in our office, production would increase significantly.
Studies show that spending too much time on the toilet can actually cause painful hemorrhoids. Not only is this a time saver, it’s good for your health!
The Amazon reviews are as entertaining as they are informative. Take a look and what customers had to say.
It will sit there and taunt the pooper making them hurry up.
Nobody has time for that!
I know I could benefit from a toilet timer. What to do with all that extra time?
Sounds like this man is as efficient as it gets! Preemptive poops!
More info: Amazon
So when the season rolls around and you are trying to buy for the person who has everything remember the toilet timer. Everyone would love the benefit of more time in their lives. How many times have you said, “There are not enough hours in the day”? This little timer will give your loved ones or your employees the time they are asking for so they can be more productive.