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35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won’t Understand Them

Do you consider yourself a smarty pants? take a look at these 32 jokes and see how many you understand. This the unofficial smarty pants test and let me tell you I lost. Some of these are pretty good though. Take a look at these jokes made for all the brainiac’s in your family.

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them
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35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them
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35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them
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35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them
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35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them
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35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them
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35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them
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35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them
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35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them
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35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them
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35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them
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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs…. Because they always take things literally.

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them
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Who is this Rorschach guy?   And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting.

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar…. Followed by Batman.

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus… “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, if I wanted a double I would have asked for it.

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender asks if he wants anything. René says “I think not” and disappears.

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.. After the seventh order the bartender pours 2 beers and says “you guys ought to know your limits”.

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

Pavlov is sitting at a bar when all of a sudden the phone rings…. Pavlov jumps up and says “I forgot to feed my dogs”

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time giving him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little causing him to be very frail. His odd diet also gave him notably bad breath…. This combination would cause him to be super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halito

sis.

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “do you all want a beer?”

the first replies, “I don’t know”

The second replies “I don’t know”

The third “YES”


35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized.

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

Whats the difference between an Etymologist and an Entomologist. An Etymologist knows the difference.

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

The other day my friend was telling me that I didn’t understand what irony meant. Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop.

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

The other day my friend was telling me that I didn’t understand what irony meant. Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop.

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks if he has any bags. The photon replies “No I’m traveling light”.

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

Your momma is so mean. She has no standard deviation.

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

What does the “B” in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B. Mandelbro

t.

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? …………

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

Yo momma’s so classless… she could be a Marxist utopia.

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s OK now.

35 Highly Intellectual Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Well are you a genius or not? If you’re laughing right now consider yourself smart. and if not you may want to hit the books. As for me….. Im hitting the books.

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