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33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

Really? No Kidding? These are some of the more mild comments that you’re going to be thinking after viewing these photos. You see things and run into people everyday that make you think, “There’s your sign!” Some people were blessed with extreme levels of stupidity while others just think they’re stuffed with superior intellect. The ones who think they’re extremely intelligent, are usually the same people who try to dumb things down for everyone else, and end up making themselves look like a complete idiot. The following photos are most likely going to aggravate you. If you were to see these things in real life, you’d probably let loose a couple of expletives. As this is just the internet, take it with a grain of salt, find the humor in the situations and belt out a couple of good laughs.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

1. Out Of Order Urinal: As if a sign was needed to be able to tell that this urinal wasn’t working.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

2. May Contain Peanuts: I find it extremely strange that we have to label that peanuts may contain peanuts. What has this world come to?

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

3. These Curly Cuties Are Not Beyonce: You can pretty much tell that they aren’t Beyonce. Do you really need to specify it on the cover of your magazine?

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

4. Mr. Clean- 1-80oz = 2-40oz: This is the truth. My math teachers would be so proud!

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

5. Wet When Raining: Unless it’s super hot and there’s only a mild sprinkle. That just makes things really humid.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

6. Rain Creates Wet Roads: Is that really how wet roads are created? I thought they were just sweating.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

7. Drinking Fountain Out Of Order: Wait, Uh… What drinking fountain?

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

8. 0 Feet 0 Inches- No Diving: Unless you’re really interested in diving head first into a puddle of … dry concrete. Some things really seem self-explanatory.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

9. Do Not Breathe Under The Water: Yeah, that H2O is pretty rough on the lungs. That stuff is really not meant to be used as an inhalant.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

10. May Contain Cantaloupe: I don’t eat the stuff, but I’m pretty sure that I’d expect some cantaloupe in cantaloupe spears. Call me crazy.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

11. Cheese In Every Bite: Well, I’d certainly hope so. I would hate to have all the additives gathered in one bite, that would taste awful.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

12. Road Closed: What road? Is there actually a road beneath those rolling mounds of lava?

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

13. I AM JEEP: Are you sure you are not motorcycle?

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

14. From The Makers Of UNO: Uno, from the makers of Uno. Are you sure it was made by Uno? Uh, NO!

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

15. Maya Angelou Dead Cancels Appearance: Yep! Pretty sure that all your future appearances are going to have to be cancelled. I hope her fans were understanding of the cancellation.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

16. Made With Freshly Squeezed Orange: Unfortunately with some of the misleading names of most other products, this one may not really belong in the ‘no kidding’ category.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

17. BUILDING: Thank you, Captain Obvious. I don’t know what I would do without you.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

18. DOOR: Uh oh. Look out, there’s another one. Whatever you do, don’t let this guy get a hold of the label maker! If you find the label maker and it’s been labelled as a label maker, you are already too late.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

19. If It’s In Stock, We Have It: I can’t be mad at this one. The World’s Largest Gift Shop in Las Vegas just has a way with their marketing. I like to call it genius.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

20. In Sweden, It’s Forbidden By Law To Be A Criminal: Here’s a shocker lady, I think it’s against the law everywhere! That’s the whole point of a LAW.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

21. Center For Disease Control: So what you’re trying to say is, you could have prevented that whole Ebola outbreak? And to think, we literally trust you with the lives of the entire nation. Can we get someone more qualified, please?

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

22. Actual Scissors: The steel blades were a dead giveaway. Perhaps an explanation wouldn’t be necessary if these weren’t on display in the children’s toys section.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

23. Made On Earth: That’s quite the general statement. I wonder if they were selling this product alongside meteorites that were, in fact, NOT made on Earth.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

24. Hamburger With Cheese And Bacon: Hey, if you’ve ever worked in the food industry, you may be laughing at this one for different reasons. Those poor people get some pretty stupid questions. I know because I’ve asked some doozies!

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

25. Face Tattoos Make It Impossible To Find Work: What?

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

26. Wet Paint Unless It Has Dried Already: Fair enough. And you know that the natural instinct is to touch the paint to verify that it is, indeed, still wet.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

27. Wash This When Dirty: Wash the shirt when it’s dirty? Seems pretty logical.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

28. Ice Unsafe, No Skating Today: Unless you can walk on water, you shouldn’t try to skate on the liquid ice.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

29. Man Killed To Death: I can’t believe it, they killed him ’til he’s dead from it. That’s terrible.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

30. Homicide Victims Rarely Talk To Police: Rarely? Really? I think someone has been watching too much Medium. Do you believe in people sending messages from beyond the grave?

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

31. If You Have A Throat Or Mouth: Oh no! I have a mouth and throat! Time to schedule a doctor’s appointment. And I thought the lump in my neck was called my Adam’s Apple.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

32. Most Out Of Town Trips Require Travel: I think the important words that tie everything together are TRIPS and TRAVEL.

33 Obvious Signs That Humanity Is Regressing

33. My Cat Doesn’t Act Like A Dog: That’d be pretty cool if it did. But it’d be horrible if a dog acted like a cat. Just sayin’!

All images courtesy of Imgur.

People’s stupidity will never cease to amaze me. Everything that I have just seen is sure to keep a smile on my face for the rest of the day. From the bottom of my heart, I appreciate these photos. I equally fear for our society as a whole. After all, all of these photos are of events that actually happened.

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