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30 Things That Happen When You’re Almost 30 Years Old

by Chris Stuber Sep 4, 2018, 10:29 am

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old

How many of these apply to you? I know I always feel like high school was just yesterday. And then I realize it’s been quite a few yesterdays. And weren’t the 90s just a few years ago? Then that realization hits….I’m getting old.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — TV Recappers Anonymous

You get carded, and your first instinct is, “AWESOME.”

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — Funny Baby Videos

Instead of drunken party photos, your Facebook friends are all about the baby pics.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — running.about.com

…and marathon times.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — Bricarts Media

You get super excited when you go to a concert and there are seats.

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You start a story with “when I was in college” and realize that was 10 years ago.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — This Was TV

When you watch teen movies/TV shows, you find yourself siding more with the parents than the kids.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — Battle Of Mystic Falls

You’ve gone to a bar and left because it was too loud.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — Tiffin Box

You have 10,000 business cards from old jobs that you have no idea what to do with.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — Racket Magazine

You’ve become a sunscreen nazi.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — Stephen Lovekin

You find cool celebs who are in their early thirties and think, There’s still hope.

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You’re getting increasingly scared to check your credit score.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — Favim

You’re seriously thinking about getting a dog. No, having a baby. No, definitely getting a dog.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — 48 Hour Visit

You’d rather pay a little more for a “nice, clean” hotel room than cram into a hostel with 12 of your friends.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — meghanav3

Everything cool is being marketed to people younger than you now.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — Walmart

You’ve definitely lost the enzyme that lets you digest Taco Bell.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — Pitch Fork

There’s an increasing number of musical artists you haven’t even heard of.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — Every Time I Come In The Kitchen

This is you every night.

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You’ve experienced the dreaded TWO-DAY hangover

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You realize your parents were your age (or younger!) when they had you, and you start cutting them some major slack.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — What We Mean When We Talk About

Running hurts your knees. The elliptical hurts your knees. Everything hurts.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — Celebs Got News

Teen slang makes you really angry.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — Simon

You start buying shoes based on “comfort.”

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An 11-year-old has to show you how to do something on your smart phone.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — Selinlinlin

Weekend nights: Instead of having two drinks at four different bars, you have two drinks at one bar then go home.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — Bliss Holistic Health

You voluntarily buy the “fiber” cereal.

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You get really excited about lame stuff, like low-interest rates.

You wonder, seriously, how you ever pulled an all-nighter.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — Guest of a Guest

You’ve uttered the phrase, “I’m too old for music festivals.”

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — Decor8 Blog

You’ve graduated from Ikea to West Elm.

30 Things That Happen When You're Almost 30 Years Old — Are You Screening

You have been to a party where at least two of your friends brought their babies.

There is that saying that age is just a number. And it’s true. Even if it doesn’t always feel that way.

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Written by Chris Stuber

Chris Stuber loves the outdoors and has a huge passion for life, family and friends. He's the happiest guy you'll meet. He lives his life to the fullest and is always on a quest for knowledge. Chris enjoys the little things and has a thirst for adventure. You can usually find him hiking in the mountains, kayaking on a lake or in his garage building something unique.

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