I think it’s time to play one of my favorite games. Can you spot the D-Bag? (excuse the language) In this game today, we’re going to give you one clue. It’s the rich guy that seems to be drunk and driving a luxury car with a base price in the neighborhood of $850,000 dollars! Yeah folks, that’s a Porsche 918 Spyder, a luxury hybrid with three motors delivering a combined 887 horsepower. What we’re going to show you today, is not how a skillful driver gracefully harnesses that horsepower for an exciting display of this machine’s 0-60 in 2.2 potential. What you’ll be witnessing is a display of the disgraceful way that the over-privileged pompous people can expertly illustrate the true meaning of idiocy!
This one’s easy. Can you spot the d-bag?
Yup! There he is, in all of his glory!
There’s a sure sign that he thinks he’s truly a good driver!
Uh-oh! That’s a little too much gas for a confined parking area.
Always remember to yield to pedestrians!
This guy still cuts it pretty close. He almost clips this pedestrian.
With a low profile car like this, it’s not the best idea to try to jump the curb.
At least when you have money and a nice car, you know people are always going to run to help, kind of.
Although this doesn’t look like extremely extensive damage, it’s still going to cost more to repair than the purchase of most people’s cars.
Somehow, this guy still thinks he’s got something to smile about.
And there it is… The trademarked douchey smirk…
I took the time to pull out these awesome stills, just in case you miss them in the video, so you don’t have to keep pausing it to laugh at this rich d-bag’s Porsche fail. Below is the video in its entirety.
The funniest part for me is that there’s only one brown-noser that’s on the move to help this guy. The rest of the people seem to be taking their sweet time. I’ve got to be honest, I’d probably be off camera doubled up in laughter that someone so over-privileged doesn’t give that powerful machine the respect that it deserves!