We’ve all had those nights that result in the morning sun feeling like a sledgehammer to the forehead. Well, maybe not all of you, but I certainly have. Below is a pretty great compilation of people who party super hard, and may possibly need to check into rehab. Or at least hook up a meeting or two with their local AA. Take a look at these 38 people who need rehab.
1. Passed Out on the Bed.
Poor guy didn’t even have a chance to take of his jacket or shoes.
2. Creation of Adam.
This is by far the worst re-enactment of Michelangelo’s work that I’ve seen to date.
3. Makin’ a Splash.
I’m not entirely sure if you’re fully grasping the concept, but that is not a snorkel and it’s not going to work.
4. Wine on the Way to Work.
I guess it’s better than complaining when you get there.
5. Almost Home.
His parents are going to be far from impressed to find this drunken mess half-way in the house. And how exactly did you get home young man?

6. Sittin on the Throne.
What a genius idea it is to party in the throne room. Minimize the eminent clean-up needed when the birthday girl reaches her own threshold.

7. Sign Your Name.
Elvis’ address is Nevada… Guess he’s been a bit of a wanderer since his disappearance in 77′.
8. Notice the Pool.
Yep, it’s that huge puddle of water that your drunk heiney just fell into.
9. Coyote Ugly.
You drink so much and the person you woke up next to is so dog ugly that you’d rather chew your arm off than risk waking them and being forced into a conversation. Well, my bet is that this guy’s still going to brag to his friends that he got lucky. He’ll probably embellish the details just a little bit. This image is a prime example of two people who need rehab.
10. Beer Showers.
When your friends start pouring beers over each other. THIS IS ALCOHOL ABUSE. They need to seek out their sponsor and find their nearest AA meeting place. They’ve got a problem and abuse cannot be tolerated.
11. Photo Booth.
I don’t know what’s going on here… This dude is totally wiggin’.
12. Logic Strikes Again.
You can’t argue with good logic. Now just stop in for a bit to get warmed up.

13. Giant Beer.
You passed out, you have a hang-over, and you look like hell. Tell me again how you only had one beer.
14. Kayaking in the Snow.
It started with a kayak and a beer. It ended tragically for this drunken fool who found himself without a paddle.
15. Not in the Tent.
Sometimes your instincts kick in. He needed to stay warm but didn’t want to puke in the tent. Well done.
16. Gimme a Squirt.
Man, this kid doesn’t even look old enough to drink.
17. Crime Scene Party.
You know it’s a bad party when even your chalk outline is more endowed than you.
18. Shotgun Party.
Nope, we’re not condoning the use of firearms and alcohol. That’s dangerous. Just talking about everybody shotgunning a beer.
19. Not Surprised.
I’ve never even met this girl and I’m still pretty sure this is a commonly recurring event. PS. You forgot your pants.
20. Canadian Man Cave.
This is a good place to keep your beers cold but shelter us from cold, eh?
21. Scenic Walk.
Just needed some alone time and… Where am I? Oh well, I gots my 40 in hand. How bad can it be?
22. Trekkie Gettin’ Drunkie.
This is what happens when nerds party. I can guarantee there were no chicks there.
23. Clothes Are Dry.
You spill on yourself one more time and you’re going back in the dryer.
24. The Aftermath.
This guy was pondering who was gonna clean up the mess, next thing you know he’s passed out. He’s sure going to wake up with a stiff neck.
25. Party Dog with a Corona.
I’ve got to admit, with the stunner shades and awesome pool lounger, this dog’s got more class than me.
26. Slip n Slide Shotgun Style.
You can only look so hard-core when you’re sportin’ a set of arm floaties.
27. Chomper.
Veronica’s a nice name. So why do they call you Chomper? Holy, son of a, forget I asked!
28. Are You Okay?
Seriously, you just fell out of a window back there and you’re calling me mommy.
29. Duct Tape ‘Til You’re Done.
Done drinking. Not whatever else you’re doing. Wait, what ARE you doing?
30. Not So Hot Tub.
This guy was so drunk he thought jumping in the hot tub would be cool. Well, technically he was right. Stupid, but right.
31. Killer Beer Bong.
I’m not going to be the one trusting the contents of a trash can beer bong.
32. Twister.
Look, you won, everyone else left. Yeah, after you puked on the twister mat.
33. Missed the Bed.
Close but no cigar, fella. You missed it by thaaat much.
34. Get a Handle On Your Drinking Problem.
This gal certainly did. I can see it right there… There’s the handle.
35. At the End of the Rainbow.
If this is truly your pot of gold, you may need to be checking yourself into rehab. Unless you’re Irish. If that’s the case, carry on.
36. We’re Here To Drunk You Up.
I really hope the name of this bar is ‘THE GYM.’
37. Box Wine Barf.
Always take a box of wine camping. Especially if you have an issue remembering your pillow.
38. Should Not Have Driven Home.
Wait, you walked here? Did Tweeter steal the cop car again?
These are definitely people who need rehab in a bad way. Don’t get me wrong, there are quite a few incidents in which I’ve possibly partied a little too hard. I’m glad I didn’t have any snap-happy friends taking a bunch of pics and videos to blackmail me.
H\T to theCHIVE
Don’t get the wrong idea and believe that my friends are above that… I just don’t have anything they want.