Police Dog’s ‘Witness Statement’ From Police Department Is Hilarious

Police Dog's 'Witness Statement' From Police Department Is Hilarious

The police department in West Midlands received requests from the Crown Protection Service (CPS) hoping to get an account of altercation from Officer PC Peach. The only problem… Office Peach is a K9 officer. After both sides getting frustrated, the department decided to give back the following statement:

Police Dog's 'Witness Statement' From Police Department Is Hilarious
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The statement was brief saying, “‘I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach.” It even included the dog’s signature at the bottom.

The department said they finally sent the humorous statement from the dog because they were getting frustrated. They continued telling the law service that Peach was a dog, but weren’t listened to.

Written by Dan Edmund

Dan Edmund has been doing internet marketing for over 10 years and frequently blogs on several websites.

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