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40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

Have you ever had a bad idea that you decided not to do because it was dangerous? Here are some examples of not-so-brilliant ideas that where obviously thought up by men. This just may be why women live longer than men:

1. “Hold on Larry, we’re almost home.”

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

2. Grab the aloe.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

3. Missed a spot.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

4. New sport?

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

5. You might not want to sit there.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

6. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

7. Sir, how did you make it to adulthood?

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

8. What is it with men and balconies?

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

9. Flammable means don’t do this.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

10. Enjoying your smoke?

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

11. For the love of all, do not let go!

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

12. Nice ladder bro.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

13. Hold on.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

14. TIE THE ROPE DOWN!

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

15. I’ll just set this here for a minute.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

16. But men do make good pictures.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

17. I don’t think OSHA would approve.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

18. You know they make paint extension rods, right?

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

19. What were you thinking?

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

20. Someone call the ambulance now.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

21. Do not try this at home.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

22. Is this really that common?

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

23. Might want to get some bigger friends.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

24. What ever it is that is happening here is awesome.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

25. This is not the proper way to trim hedges.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

26. Everyone have a seat belt?

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

27. This won’t end well.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

28. Do NOT MOVE!

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men
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40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

29. (facepalm)

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

30. This will not end well.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

31. Watch the speed bumps!

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

32. Ladders don’t do that.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

33. That’s one way to do it.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

34. Read your sign!

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

35. Whatever you’re doing, stop!

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

36. New mechanic wanted.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

37. Water + electricity = well you know.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

38. Better than stacking ladders.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

39. Where do you get those safety glasses?

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

40. No, that’s not how you do it.

40 Hilarious Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

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