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This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

A few years back, I walked into a Petsmart adoption event and saw the cutest little Chihuahua trembling in the corner. Have you ever seen Shrek? Picture the cat, Puss In Boots begging to get what he wants with those sweet, innocent eyes. Fast forward a few months and this dog is literally the biggest psycho I’ve ever met. Like horror movie kind of psycho. I’m talking about the kind that bites strangers ankles just for fun. If he were bigger, you would have seen him on the news for multiple murders and mayhem throughout the country.

Lucky for you, artist Grace Gogerty (aka Little Tunny) has created a very funny yet accurate guide to adopting your next dog (or maybe just learning a little more about your current dog). Where was this guide when I adopted my Chihuahua? Next time I adopt a furry friend, I’m putting this guide in my pocket. The artist also clearly warns us that Chihuahuas can be a “wild card” so you never know what you’re getting. If you have a Chihuahua, let me know its personality in the comments because I’m convinced they are all little murderous psychopaths.

1. Labs

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

2. Doberman

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

3. German Shepherd

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

4. Pit bull

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

5. Great Dane

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

6. Rottweiler

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

7. Yorkshire Terrier

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

8. Bernese Mountain Dog

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

9. Pug

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

10. Golden Retriever

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

11. Poodles and Doodles

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

12. Border Collies

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

13. Bulldog

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

14. Akita

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

15. Dachshund

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

16. I’m just gonna call this one “Tiny Psycho”

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

17. Newfoundland

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

18. Shiba Inu

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

19. Bichon Frise

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

20. Boxers

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

21. Maltese

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

22. Shih tzu

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

23. Hound dogs

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

24. Husky

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
Grace Gogarty

Here’s a bonus pic of the artist with her silly pooch, Huey. He’s a mutt (my favorite kind of pup). Regardless of what breed a dog is or what their personality is like, they all deserved to be loved and pampered by us.

More info: Grace Gogarty

So, what do you think? Pretty accurate? I have a pit bull who is the sweetest baby ever but will shake and hide if a leaf moves the wrong way. I think this artist really hit the nail on the head.