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23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

Everyone has their favorite little bar to go to. Something about the charm of certain places appeal to different people. Personally, I like a bar with a clever name and sign out front. I don’t know what it is about it, but would much rather go into bars with hilarious bar names than a place that screams “no creativity” out front. However, sometimes trying to be clever can be taken way to far. The owners of these bars really didn’t think some of them through. Others are just plain puzzling, or maybe even have a secret meaning unknown but to a few people. All I know is, I’m glad these photos of bars from Britain were snapped so we can enjoy the hilarity.

1. Bung Hole: Take a step inside this dark smelly bar.

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

2. The Dirty Duck: Come and wet your beak at this watering hole.

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

3. Ape & Apple: I usually picture an ape with a banana.

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

4. The Famous Cock Tavern: Whoever named this place thought pretty highly of themselves, don’t ya think?

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

5. The Tumble Down Dick Hotel: I don’t know if I could bring myself to go into this one.

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

6. The Case Is Altered: Hopefully not the cases of beer.

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

7. The Old Thirteenth Cheshire Astley Volunteer Rifleman Corps Inn: Say that five times fast.

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

8. Dirty Dicks: I find it hard to believe they get too many customers.

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

9. Ye Olde Fighting Cocks

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

10. The Goat & Tricycle: If this place has a goat actually riding a tricycle, then I am so there.

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

11. Fanny On The Hill: Apparently this bar is in England….

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

12. Bunch of carrots

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain
Bunch Of Carrots

13. The Legend Of Oily Johnnies: Apparently these people grew up with some very different stories than I did growing up.

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

14. The Nobody Inn: Hopefully they didn’t name it after the fact that nobody ever comes.

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

15. The Cat & Custard Pot Inn: Don’t they know black cats are bad luck?

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

16. The Hairy Lemon: 1 served with every meal!

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

17. The Quiet Woman: This seems a tad bit sexist to me.

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

18. My Father’s Moustache: If only my dad could grow a mustache like that…

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

19. The Bucket Of Blood: So apparently murders are a regular thing at this bar… I think I’ll pass.

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

20. I Am The Only Running Footman: This man needs a drink, and he needs it now!

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

21. The Hung, Drawn And Quartered: Getting into this bar must be torture.

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

22. Cock & Hoop: This sounds like a really awful game that I don’t want to play.

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

23. The Drunken Duck: Any place with drunk animals sounds like a pretty crazy time.

23 Of The Funniest Bar Names In Britain

I was pretty astonished that the owners of some of these bars didn’t realize how funny their own business names were. Some of these are just so obvious that I wonder how they were even allowed to name their bar that at all. All in all however, they made for some great photos and a lot of laughs. Let’s just hope these places stay open for a long time so even more people can enjoy them. I may have to start crossing some off list.