It is all too familiar, casually sitting in public with people surrounding you, a fart right on the cusp of being released. It has been brewing for some time now, that bio hazard pocket of air that you refuse to let out. You know it is going to be a smelly one based on your poor dieting decisions the night before.
There is not a chance you are going to let it out right here, people are everywhere. The place will evacuate if you do.
Fear alone is holding you together.
You need to exit the room, no body can withstand this sort of pressure for that long.
The straw that broke the camels back – you stand up entirely too fast. It comes rushing out like the air in a cannon. Overwhelmed with relief you exhale.
Not only do you feel better but it came out silent.
You think you dodged a bullet until you inhale once more and the pungent atrocity hits your nostrils.
Fortunately you are the first to know granting you the ability to flee before anyone takes notice.
If only you had Pilule Pet, the pill that make your farts smell like flowers.
The situation would have been entirely different.
… You inhale once more, the aroma of flowers and chocolate fill your nose.
Sweet, sweet relief.
Everyone begins glancing around the room, wondering where the pleasant fragrance originated.
Never will they know that it came straight from your once stinky butt.
More Info: Pilule Pet
That is because the fart pill by Pilule Pet was formulated to work from the inside of your stomach to modify the smell of digestive gases. It was designed by a 65-year old man named Christian Poincheval and are 100% natural and include ingredients such as fennel, seaweed and blueberries. They even offer different scents: The Lily of the Valley, violet, rose, ginger and even chocolate.