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Here Are 19 Things That Prove Elf On The Shelf Is Secretly Evil

Elf on the shelf has become a pretty big thing. In case you have been living under a rock, or maybe don’t have kids… here is a crash course. You buy a cleverly rhymed book that explains the story of Santa’s scout elves, who are sent to be Santa’s eyes and ears at children’s homes around the world. Parents all over have adopted their own scout elves and place him in different places so the kids know he is real because he moves around. It’s the new version of telling kids “Santa is watching you so be good”. Well, now things are out of control! The elf has gone rouge and has his own agenda. Here is the proof.

Here Are 19 Things That Prove Elf On The Shelf Is Secretly Evil

1. Saw elf scares me. A lot.

Here Are 19 Things That Prove Elf On The Shelf Is Secretly Evil
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2. Cray cray Dexter elf.

Here Are 19 Things That Prove Elf On The Shelf Is Secretly Evil
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3. Jackass 3 Elf.

Here Are 19 Things That Prove Elf On The Shelf Is Secretly Evil
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4. The Shining elf.

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5. Hugh Hefner elf looks like he is having a good time.

Here Are 19 Things That Prove Elf On The Shelf Is Secretly Evil
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6. Is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me pervert elf.

Here Are 19 Things That Prove Elf On The Shelf Is Secretly Evil
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7. Hard times for this little guy. Poor hobo elf.

Here Are 19 Things That Prove Elf On The Shelf Is Secretly Evil
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8. Serial killer elf. Yikes!

Here Are 19 Things That Prove Elf On The Shelf Is Secretly Evil

9. So that’s where chocolate comes from…

Here Are 19 Things That Prove Elf On The Shelf Is Secretly Evil
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10. Bender elf.

Here Are 19 Things That Prove Elf On The Shelf Is Secretly Evil
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11. Revenge elf.

Here Are 19 Things That Prove Elf On The Shelf Is Secretly Evil
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12. The pooper elf

Here Are 19 Things That Prove Elf On The Shelf Is Secretly Evil
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13. Coked up Miami Vice elf

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14. D in the box elf

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15. Well that’s not nice at all. Naughty elf.

Here Are 19 Things That Prove Elf On The Shelf Is Secretly Evil
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16. BJ elf

Here Are 19 Things That Prove Elf On The Shelf Is Secretly Evil

17. Centiped elf

Here Are 19 Things That Prove Elf On The Shelf Is Secretly Evil
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18. Dismemberment elf.

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19. Spider-man is obviously an enabler to drunk elf.

It’s looking a lot like elf on the shelf has developed some serious addiction issues! I think the next ones need to be of him checking himself into celebrity rehab.

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