What is attractive to one person might not necessarily be the most attractive to another. Many cultures define attractiveness and beauty differently than others. There are Asian tribes that alter their bone structure by stretching their necks out using metal rings to look more desirable. There are people who go to school, spend a small fortune in tuition and dedicate their lives learning how to change someones physical appearance with surgery! But one common trait that can be found on almost any corner of the globe is the not rare nor even remotely desired “duckface”. Nobody has actually made a statement saying that duckface is sexy, desired or even attractive. Yet it just won’t stop! We thought we couldn’t take another duckface picture until we stumbled across this. Turns out, it’s not duckface. It’s never been duckface and we’ve been looking at things all wrong. These women have been thinking about a delicious plate of noodles the whole time. We had it all wrong. All it took was a brilliant artist to utilize their photoshop skills to bring this trend to the platform it truly deserves. It’s not duckface, it’s a love for fine Italian cuisine. Something we can all respect.
Tired of seeing duckface selfies on Instagram? Just add spaghetti. Once again, pasta fixes everything.
These two love fine Italian dining while wearing their favorite matching hats.
That guy wouldn’t be flipping her off if he knew how much she loved noodles paired with meat sauce.
Nothing like sharing a delicious plate of spaghetti with your besties.
She wants that parmesan cheese on top of her plate.
Yummy!
Anyone who doesn’t dance when they eat their noodles, isn’t eating the right noodles.
These ladies are letting us know how many plates they plan on eating.
These three love eating their noodles in the ladies bathroom. Spaghetti and meatballs is good enough to eat anywhere.
Spaghetti is so convenient that you can eat it basically anywhere.
Such as funerals or other places you might wear too much eye shadow and all black outfits.
How do you eat your noodles? Do you prefer the subtle and slow suck in or the super fast slurp?
These girls look like they might be chewing on the noodles a little too early. You have to get the whole noodle in your mouth before you chew for the best results.
People all around the world have been expressing their love for noodle slurping for years and we all judged them… Shame on us really.
This is what talent looks like ladies and gentlemen. Two noodles…. Two
It looks like these two are thrilled for fettuccine Alfredo. I mean who isn’t thrilled for Alfredo?
These three friends are showing you the proper spaghetti stance. This is reserved for only the highest skilled noodle connoisseurs.
This is what happens when your want to express your love for spaghetti in your headshot.
A delicious bowl of noodles can lead to some unexpected friendships.
OK… maybe they don’t love spaghetti as much as I’d like them too…. here’s to you and your duckfaces ladies! Keep on trying.
The older we get, as new generations come, prepare yourselves for much worse. This isn’t a sign of better things to come. I think it might be a sign of what’s to come. Sit back, grab some popcorn and let the new trends come. I welcome them and the hilarity that is guaranteed to follow.