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44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

Childhood cartoons were some of the best memories. Sitting in my pajamas with a bowl of cereal bright and early on Saturday morning watching some good wholesome TV. Or so I thought. Looking back on these, I don’t think they were quite as wholesome as everyone thought. This explains why I turned out the way I did. I blame cartoons. Take a look at what I mean below. (or maybe the TV shows below were just paused at the absolutely perfect moment so we could make this slightly NSFW post)

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

1. When you realize grandpa loves Lonely Space Vixens 

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

2. The Angry Beavers have some awkward wrestling moves.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

3. Arthur has a little secret.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

4. Berenstain Bears dad is pretty racist towards Asians.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

5. The Care Bears are a little too friendly sometimes.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

6. Wait. Chel doesn’t look like she’s kissing his mouth.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

7. Cinderella’s helpers are a little freaky.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

8. When Dexter notices “dads trophy.”

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

9. Donald doesn’t seem to be enjoying this.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

10. Whats under the covers, Donald?

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

11. Dot was twerking way before Miley.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

12. There’s a special place for kids to have fun in Harry Potter.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

13. Doesn’t take a rocket scientist for this one.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

14. Grandpa has some sort of facial growth…. Wait a minute!

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

15. Grandpa is advertising.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

16. Well now I feel weird.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

17. The Magic School Bus was a little more magical than usual this day.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

18. When The Magic School School Bus kids were covered in fish juice.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

19. Sad day for momma bear in Shrek.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

20. Mr. Rogers says hi in a special way.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

21. Pluto was a bad dog.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

22. When you realize pee should be yellow.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

23. When the Powerpuff Girls realize they were accidents.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

24. So they take it out on men.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

25. Rocko goes to pick some berries.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

They turned out to be something else completely.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

26. Rocko’s favorite restaurant.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

27. More chokey chicken going on in Rocko’s Modern Life.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

28. Hmmm Scottish you say.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

29. Rocko’s doctor needs to show his diploma.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

30. I had to look up what felching was… Click here to find out.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

31. Dirty magazines on the job huh…

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

32. Rocko is getting paid for his “services”.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

33. This happened.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

34. Brushing teeth in the Rugrats looks nothing like when I do it.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

35. When you realize they cut something much worse.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

36. Don’t drop the soap Spongebob.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

37. The Krusty Krab is in Bikini Bottom.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

38. Spongebobs nose is slightly erect.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

39. Spongebob was caught having “alone time”.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

40. The Telletubbies play with balloons differently than I do.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

41. Tom and Jerry take things to a whole new level.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

42. When Buzz sees Jesse for the first time.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

43. Yes there is a hooker in Toy Story.

44 Childhood TV Shows That Will Traumatize You Forever

44. The Transformers are excited to use a crane.

Well now I just feel dirty for enjoying early morning cartoons as much as I did. If they say violent movies and shows promotes violence what do cartoons promote? A whole bunch of blushing and awkwardness.

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