Childhood cartoons were some of the best memories. Sitting in my pajamas with a bowl of cereal bright and early on Saturday morning watching some good wholesome TV. Or so I thought. Looking back on these, I don’t think they were quite as wholesome as everyone thought. This explains why I turned out the way I did. I blame cartoons. Take a look at what I mean below. (or maybe the TV shows below were just paused at the absolutely perfect moment so we could make this slightly NSFW post)
1. When you realize grandpa loves Lonely Space Vixens
2. The Angry Beavers have some awkward wrestling moves.
3. Arthur has a little secret.
4. Berenstain Bears dad is pretty racist towards Asians.
5. The Care Bears are a little too friendly sometimes.
6. Wait. Chel doesn’t look like she’s kissing his mouth.
7. Cinderella’s helpers are a little freaky.
8. When Dexter notices “dads trophy.”
9. Donald doesn’t seem to be enjoying this.
10. Whats under the covers, Donald?
11. Dot was twerking way before Miley.
12. There’s a special place for kids to have fun in Harry Potter.
13. Doesn’t take a rocket scientist for this one.
14. Grandpa has some sort of facial growth…. Wait a minute!
15. Grandpa is advertising.
16. Well now I feel weird.
17. The Magic School Bus was a little more magical than usual this day.
18. When The Magic School School Bus kids were covered in fish juice.
19. Sad day for momma bear in Shrek.
20. Mr. Rogers says hi in a special way.
21. Pluto was a bad dog.
22. When you realize pee should be yellow.
23. When the Powerpuff Girls realize they were accidents.
24. So they take it out on men.
25. Rocko goes to pick some berries.
They turned out to be something else completely.
26. Rocko’s favorite restaurant.
27. More chokey chicken going on in Rocko’s Modern Life.
28. Hmmm Scottish you say.
29. Rocko’s doctor needs to show his diploma.
30. I had to look up what felching was… Click here to find out.
31. Dirty magazines on the job huh…
32. Rocko is getting paid for his “services”.
33. This happened.
34. Brushing teeth in the Rugrats looks nothing like when I do it.
35. When you realize they cut something much worse.
36. Don’t drop the soap Spongebob.
37. The Krusty Krab is in Bikini Bottom.
38. Spongebobs nose is slightly erect.
39. Spongebob was caught having “alone time”.
40. The Telletubbies play with balloons differently than I do.
41. Tom and Jerry take things to a whole new level.
42. When Buzz sees Jesse for the first time.
43. Yes there is a hooker in Toy Story.
44. The Transformers are excited to use a crane.
Well now I just feel dirty for enjoying early morning cartoons as much as I did. If they say violent movies and shows promotes violence what do cartoons promote? A whole bunch of blushing and awkwardness.