Going to the vet is very rarely a good thing. Same with going to the doctor. We don’t like going, our pets don’t like going. Have you ever tried to take a cat to the vet? It should come with some instructions because it is nearly impossible with some cats. Let’s face it, cats are some of the hardest creatures to control but that’s one of the main reasons we love them so much. Having a crazy cat means you probably also have a crazy sense of humor. These veterinary clinics definitely have a great sense of humor regarding their feline patients. They’ve taken to their road signs to share their creative cat jokes and we can’t get enough. Here is a compilation of the cutest, funniest and cheesiest cat jokes we’ve seen. Enjoy!
1. Please make the cat Olympics a thing!
2. Hermeownie?
3. Badummm Tsssss
4. This one has me on the floor.
5. Spaghetti
6. How many of you read this in a cat voice?
7. I wonder if my boss will accept this excuse.
8. Surely you can come up with one right?
9. Cheetahs never prosper.
10. I’m rolling.
11. Avoid a Catastrophe.
12. Unless you touch their no-no spots.
13. Deep Space 9 lives.
14. And he knocks everything off the counter while staring at me.
15. Again, easier to divide by zero.
16. Why do they make us watch?
17. This explains everything.
18. Catnip leads to harder things and rehab.
19. Stop, I’m blushing.
20. AKA impawsible.
21. Worst…Sound…Ever…
22. Never fails, especially in the bathroom.
23. How do they make time to knock things off the counter?
24. Apparently catscan do anything.
25. Paws and think about that for a second.
26. Even if you were, would it listen? Chances are slim.
27. Not a chance.
28. And they never will.
29. This is so true. Cats have servants.
30. Take that flat-eathers.
These cat jokes will make you wish you had 9 lives…. Talk about a cat….astrophic post. Okay, okay I’m done. It’s like a room of dads were told to come up with as many cat related jokes as possible and I love it!