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30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs

Going to the vet is very rarely a good thing. Same with going to the doctor. We don’t like going, our pets don’t like going. Have you ever tried to take a cat to the vet? It should come with some instructions because it is nearly impossible with some cats. Let’s face it, cats are some of the hardest creatures to control but that’s one of the main reasons we love them so much. Having a crazy cat means you probably also have a crazy sense of humor. These veterinary clinics definitely have a great sense of humor regarding their feline patients. They’ve taken to their road signs to share their creative cat jokes and we can’t get enough. Here is a compilation of the cutest, funniest and cheesiest cat jokes we’ve seen. Enjoy!

1. Please make the cat olympics a thing!

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Highland Road Animal Hospital

2. Hermeownie?

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Frontier Veterinary Hospital

3. Badummm Tsssss

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Petaluma Veterinary Hospital

4. This one has me on the floor.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital

5. Spaghetti

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
EauGallieVet

6. How many of you read this in a cat voice?

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
HighlandRoadAnimalHospital

7. I wonder if my boss will accept this excuse.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
frontiervet

8. Surely you can come up with one right?

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
HighlandRoadAnimalHospital

9. Cheetahs never prosper.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Frontier Veterinary Hospital

10. I’m rolling.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Reddit

11. Avoid a Catastrophe.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Frontier Veterinary Hospital

12. Unless you touch their no-no spots.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Petaluma Veterinary Hospital

13. Deep Space 9 lives.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
ActonAnimalHospital

14. And he knocks everything off the counter while staring at me.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

15. Again, easier to divide by zero.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

16. Why do they make us watch?

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital

17. This explains everything.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
HollyRidgeVet

18. Catnip leads to harder things and rehab.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Acton Animal Hospital

19. Stop, I’m blushing.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital

20. AKA impawsible.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

21. Worst…Sound…Ever…

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Frontier Veterinary Hospital

22. Never fails, especially in the bathroom.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Highland Road Animal Hospital

23. How do they make time to knock things off the counter?

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

24. Apparently catscan do anything.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

25. Paws and think about that for a second.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Highland Road Animal Hospital

26. Even if you were, would it listen? Chances are slim.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Petaluma Veterinary Hospital

27. Not a chance.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital

28. And they never will.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital

29. This is so true. Cats have servants.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Highland Road Animal Hospital

30. Take that flat-eathers.

30 Hilarious Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put On Their Signs
Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

These cat jokes will make you wish you had 9 lives…. Talk about a cat….astrophic post. Okay, okay I’m done. It’s like a room of dads were told to come up with as many cat related jokes as possible and I love it!

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