Let’s be honest, sex is awesome. It’s probably one of the best parts about being alive. I assume it’s best with a partner…. I kid I kid. Whether sex is an emotional experience for you or not, you are most likely going to enjoy it while it’s happening. We have all probably experienced awkward sex moments though. Something happens during that moment just throws everything out of sync and off rhythm. Well here are 12 of the most awkward sex moments you could ever think of. You may have had some awkward sex moments, but these really do take the cake.
1. You know it’s good when you almost die.
2. “Moooommmmm you’re embarrassing me!”
3. I’ve had my encounters that somehow turned into a UFC match.
4. Use the shaking to your advantage man!
5. This might be a deal breaker for me. I don’t know how I would handle the whole kid in the same room thing.
6. If she can’t respect this effort for good music then she may not be worth it.
7. I have had this one happen to me. It’s ok if you realize what’s going on really quick. You’re screwed other wise though….and not the good kind you were just getting.
8. I may try this one. Pretty sure it would be hilariously awesome.
9. If you’re a guy, you know how much this can hurt.
10. Never had a run in with a dog, but a cat kept swatting at me while I was going at it. It wasn’t too fun.
11. Well that one is awkward….
12. Would be out of there in a second. If you have cockroaches running across your bed I want no part of what you’re offering.
Sex can be awkward enough already. These scenarios take things to a whole other level though. I could make it through a lot of these and still be good to go. When it comes to cockroaches though, I’m having no part of that. If I even have to worry about an insect being in the bed, then I won’t be sticking around.